Confused? Disorientated? Uncertain of your place in the world? The chances are you're weak, stupid, high or all three. Whilst we can't do anything about your substance abuse or your inherently low intellect, we can tell you *who you are*. Simply by filling in this questionnaire, VC can, with the use of miraculous new technology, calculate your exact propensity for the three traits mentioned above, with almost no accuracy whatsoever.

So, what you wanna do?



Guess who wrote the script?
Damn, you're quick on the uptake.